Amendment 8.59.90.80.81.83.3
Any person(s) found rooting for a team or team(s) other than the Texans whos current place of residence is within 45 miles of Harris County will be therefore ridiculed, banished, or exiled depending on the severity of their rooting for other teams and their hatred towards the Texans. Hatred toward the Texans outweighs rooting for another team under any circumstance.
Exceptions to this rule include if this person(s) birthplace was the city of the team in which they are rooting. In this case, they may legally root for that team, but if they reside in the Greater "H-Town" area and bad mouth the Texans even in a jesting manner will be punished as according to the law.
Each 32nd day of the month, a Greyhound will be made available outside of Pasedena to take you to your correct city if you are found rooting for the wrong team.
Anyone found being a fan of the Denton Cowgirls from the months of July-May will be automatically ass whipped, stripped of all valuables, dressed up like a clown, ridiculed, made to look very, very gay, and banished to Cuba...I mean Dallas...without question.
THIS IS THE LAW AND THE LAW MUST BE ABIDED BY! GO TEXANS!
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