9.19.2008

Texans Mission Statement...Eat it, Titans!

Dear Titan fan-

Please understand that Sept. 21st marks a change in regime. No longer are the sissy boys in baby blue going to constantly overpower the true power of the steel blue bull. Our time, Texan's fan, has come...

LET THE EX-OILER'S GO, Titan fan! The Oiler's died with Commander Cody, Didn't you get the memo? ...you should have jumped ship then, because it's coming. The day of judgement. The day of reckoning. The day the tables turn and our HOUSTON TEXANS (OUR HOME TEAM!!!!) WILL OVER COME!!! Behind the wheels of Steve Slaton and his 115 all purpose yards, Titan fan, you are going to eat it. Not just eat your words, but eat...it!

What's "it" you ask?

It is the that "cold, nasty, and alone feeling when you just got done dirty" and you're going to be left with Sunday afternoon.

The only thing worse than a Titans fan is a Cowboy's fan....

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