Your Official Making Fun of Cowboys Fans Guide

Sure they've won 5 Super Bowls. They have a mammoth stadium. They usually have talent up and down their roster. Every douchebag in high school had a Cowboys starter jacket no matter what town they lived in. There's an obnoxious amount of history that Cowboy fans have to exploit when they argue the merits of their team. So, going into this weekend, you need your ammo in talking with a Cowboys fan. Below is a list of facts to exploit when making your Texans over the Cowboys argument:

• The Cowboys gave up a 1st, 3rd and 6th round draft pick to get Roy Williams
• Roy Williams sucks.
• The Cowboys have won 1 more playoff game than the Texans since the Texans came into existence
• The Cowboys took Texas A&M's backup quarterback with their 4th round draft pick.
• Alex Barron.
• The #1 selling jersey is the pink Romo jersey. Some of them in guy's sizes.*
• The team from The Longest Yard had less felons on it than the average Cowboys team in the 2000s.
• Jessica Simpson has had the most impact of any one person on the Cowboys over the last decade.
• Any of the following people will cause Cowboy fans go into fits of denial and anger: Quincy Carter, Ryan Leaf, Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, Drew Henson, Terrell Owens and once again Roy Williams.
• Wade Phillips is coaching them.
• Jason Garrett is their coach in waiting. After last week, they will not be happy with these facts.
• Jerry Jones and his continuing quest to transform into Michael Jackson.
• Jerry Jones will never allow for a strong personality to come in and make personnel decisions and take any of his spotlight because his ego won't allow it.
• 19-10.

So, if you have any other facts that may aid your fellow Texan fans, feel free to post them below!
*- I can't point to any evidence of this, but by the time they can go look it up, the argument will be long over.