We recently posted a column written by Trey in the wake of yet another disappointing fashion that no NFL fan deserves from their respective team. Here was his post:
YOU SUCK!! And you are extremely frustrating to watch. Grow up and learn to finish games or go play in the CFL you idiots. Way to lose another game when you had the game in hand. What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!
In the event that you weren't sure what to take from Trey's rant, I'm here to break it down for you in layman's terms.
YOU SUCK!!
Translation: I feel that your performance on the field has not lived up to the expectations set by last year's performance, the messages conveyed by the team and the talent we can all clearly see on the field.
And you are extremely frustrating to watch.
Translation: It has becoming increasingly disheartening every week to see our expectations built up by solid, even inspired play on the field, only to have it all come crashing down with a missed assignment or poor scheme that allows for a win by our opponents. Because we have come to expect wins from a group that contains over half a dozen Pro-Bowlers, each of these last second losses makes our Sundays exponentially more frustrating every week.
Grow Up
Translation: We would like for all of the players to become 3-4" taller by next week in order to help us overcome poor coaching and technique to help us win.
learn to finish games or go play in the CFL you idiots.
Translation: You have shown us during stretches every game that you have the talent to play with the best teams in the league. For most of the second half against the New York Jets, you kept them contained, while methodically picking apart their defense. So, we implore you to find a way to play that level of football for the entire 60 minutes of the ballgame. If that is too much to ask, to show the same effort you put in while down when you need to hold tight to retain that win, then you should seek employment in Canada. You idiots.
Way to lose another game when you had the game in hand.
Translation: Its one thing to lose in a crazy, last second fashion once. But week after week of finding new and historic ways to lose is disheartening. If you do it once, its a sad fluke. If it happens twice, its a problem ingrained in your personnel and needs addressing that we felt your have not attempted. You idiots.
What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!
Translation: We are desperate to know if its the players, why haven't you tried moving them around? If its the scheme, why haven't you changed it? If its the coaches what are they changing? We would like to know how any team could so consistently fail to meet expectations. We would like to know how the same holes keep getting exposed week after week. (That one is easy. Never hire an Aggie for your coach.) We would like to know why we should expect anything less than total and complete embarrassment from you in the future. Basically... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
Thanks for another exciting weekend, "Half-Assed" Kubiak.
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